Benjamin Button

Last Wednesday I went on a date with Mr. Benjamin Button.  Started off okay.. he wanted to take me to Thai food which I like so I was excited- only to find out that he took me to the place I went to lunch the day prior- and needless to say it is not Thai.. it is Asian.. there is a difference. To his disappointment (I suppose) there were only 2 Thai related items on the menu. The conversation went pretty smoothly with a few awkward pauses.. you can imagine my awkward pause after finding out that he likes to give random people on airplanes hand massages- (GROSS).

After dinner we went bowling, it was a fun time although.. on a first date wouldn't you think the guy would try harder to let the girl win - at least once? Is that asking too much?

Here comes the fun part... We went back to his place after and started to make out (after all he was cute) and it was going well until.. he started humping one of my legs... isn't that something the guys did when they were in middle school.. I mean does that really still happen at this age?
Then I felt him try to unbutton my jeans... I kindly grabbed his hand and told him that was not going to happen (after all.. it's only the first date!). So he tried to tell me that having my pants buttoned "hurt him" and it would "feel better" if the button was undone.  I again told him it wasn't happening. This time he said "ok" and we continued to make out...

About 2 minutes later he stops kissing me and returns to questioning why he cannot unbutton my jeans, that he just wants to "feel my butt" cause he's a butt man.  I told him "because I said no." He didn't like that and wanted a "better explanation" um seriously? Get real kid.. I told him that he had killed the moment.. he tells me "no you did" I say "why cause I won't unbutton my jeans? I'm just going to leave now"

I'm so sick of guys expecting to get all the goods on a first date.. what is it with that? 

Needless to say.. Mr. Benjamin Button can have fun unbuttoning someone else's jeans- cause when this redhead says no- she really means "no" and a guy with any sense of respect will honor that.